May 2013
peasantbutts:
if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you
If Yahoo really starts fucking with tumblr then I have no idea what I’ll do or where I’ll be able to vent life’s frustrations
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
“Government assistance in America is invisible until black people receive it....”
– Melissa Harris-Perry and Karen Finney (paraphrased), commenting on a recent New York Times editorial wherein black farmers were all but vilified as ‘lazy takers’ who gamed the system —for winning an historic discrimination lawsuit against the USDA: Pigford v. Glickman (via odinsblog)
funkypeaches:
purrkittykatt:
j8k3:
chrssy:
riding your man like
LOOOOOOL
LMFAO
CLEAR!
lonelywhiteasian:
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
Got too comfortable at this job I hate
No I don’t even remember where to start looking for a better one
3 tags
If pancakes, ice cream or pizza fail to cheer you up, then good luck thinking medicine will do it
honksy:
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
“I don’t want a piece of the cake, I want the fucking recipe.”
– Paul Mooney (via ssspacemannn)
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
